ROBOIP: September 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Keyboard Light - Disco Light

[Trick] Keyboard Light - Disco Light

Instrcuctions:
*paste any of the two above codes in notepad
*Save as "AnyFileName".vbs
*Run the file
*to stop, launch task manager and then under "Processes" end wscript.exe

These codes when executed makes your Caps, Num, Scroll lock keys flash..
very kewlll...i hav tried it...

1 .This piece of code makes ur keyboard a live disco...

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop

2. This one makes it looks like a chain of light....

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wscript.sleep 50
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Indians are too intelligent

After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year,
Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and
came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years
ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,
American scientists dug
200 metres and headlines in the US papers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old
optical fibres, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had
advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Indian newspapers reported the
following:
"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Indian
scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000
years ago, their
ancestors were already using wireless technology .

DOUBTS UNANSWERED ....?????????

01.If all the nations in the world are in debt (i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).

02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tastes it? (to be given a thought).

03.what is the speed of the darkness ?(absurd)

04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking).

05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows).

06.Can you cry under water? (let me try).

07. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dog just sit around all day ? (I think they meant something else).

08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows.)

09.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell).

10.What does OK actually mean?. (ok you tell)

11.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch).

12. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed).

13.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments).

14.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it).

15. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice).

16. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law).

Hi guyz try to answer them my thoughts are in brackets, try give different thoughts

Sardar in Arabia.!!

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:

"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, " Tie the Pakistani to my back " !!!